raiasintended:

astarions-wife:

blog-of-frontiers:

My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it’s called brain worm and it’ll unlock your illithid potential 📈

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

(20 minutes later)

Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.

My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us

OP this post has undone me.

fidefortitude:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

snacco:

omegaverse:

women need gnocchi

many are saying this

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

safetynot9uaranteed:

bbybluemochi:

80s inspired movie poster of my vampire & werewolf OCs🩸🐺

bovid-beauty:

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

kelssiel:

frogsuggest:

content-froggregator:

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

madam spgheettey 

and her assistant mr guack

this-is-a-job-for-vesemir:

GALE

systemshocker:

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

pokemonheritageposts:

froginakettle:

i-restuff:

angryqueershakespeare:

sarahmint:

gr8brittyn:

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

I never realized this until you pointed it out

holy fucking shit

they love doing this btw, here’s a small compilation

I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING A LITTLE GAY POSE I DIDN’T REALIZE THEY WERE MAKING AN R

Pokemon Heritage Post